Twas the night before Christmas, and in our little house
Lots of creatures were stirring, I'm sure there's even a mouse (despite Karl's better efforts),
The cookies were set upon the table with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.


The Nonni and Papa have come from afar
And even Aunt Lisa, who bought a Sirius for their car.
Following the bath time, the naked baby found
Lots of presents were gathered in a huge heeping mound.
She wished to look in them, just for a peek
Let's hope since there's no diaper she won't spring a leak!!

Then she turned to look around, and took a short pause
There was a bunch of shiny paper . . . and could it be? Santa Claus!!

Hailey's tucked fast asleep, as it's quite late now
So mommy came to look, and found . . . a tiny MOO COW!
It rocks and and it's soft, just as smooth as some butter
It's got a big bell, and even an udder!!
Lots of creatures were stirring, I'm sure there's even a mouse (despite Karl's better efforts),
The cookies were set upon the table with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The Nonni and Papa have come from afar
And even Aunt Lisa, who bought a Sirius for their car.
Following the bath time, the naked baby found
Lots of presents were gathered in a huge heeping mound.
She wished to look in them, just for a peek
Let's hope since there's no diaper she won't spring a leak!!
Then she turned to look around, and took a short pause
There was a bunch of shiny paper . . . and could it be? Santa Claus!!
Hailey's tucked fast asleep, as it's quite late now
So mommy came to look, and found . . . a tiny MOO COW!
It rocks and and it's soft, just as smooth as some butter
It's got a big bell, and even an udder!!
I guess we'll end here, I don't think I can top this
Merry Christmas to all -- lots of hugs, and a kiss!!!